Throughout mankind’s existence on this planet, (that would be Earth), many questions arise as to the meaning of life. Most of them can be broken down into six main questions.

Sooner or later we will all find ourselves faced with the wonderment of what we are suppose to accomplish with our lives, and in the very short time we seem to have to get it all done.

Eventually we will all have to deal with these six questions in order to have a deeper understanding of ourselves, and to make some changes, if need be, to insure we leave a decent legacy for those who care, or dare to follow in our footsteps.

The Six Questions are:

1. What is life all about?

2. Why am I here?

3. What am I suppose to do here?

4. Is there really someone out there listening?

5. Can I have some help please?

6. What the hell is a Snarp, and why does it have to be Farkled?”

Hah… had you worried there for a moment didn’t I? You thought I went and got all intelligent huh?

Well I may not be able to give you satisfactory answers to the first five questions of life; I can however shed some light on the sixth one!

First of all Snarp is a name not a thing. Yeah I had some guy ask me if a Snarp was some kind of fish, like smelt! And if Farkled meant something like pickled! Pickled Smelt? How in hell do you get Pickled Smelt out of Snarp Farkle?

However I have been known to get pickled at various pub locations… and weddings… and wakes… umm… okay on Columbus Day, St. Patrick’s Day, New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day, Halloween, and a whole host of other occasions.

Ahem… anyways it’s not “Farkle(d)” its Farkle. It’s “Snarp-Farkle”. How hard can it be to say that? I had some lady point in my direction one day and ask her husband “Look honey, isn’t that the fellow who writes that “Snap” article?”

What the…? SNAP? I don’t write about SNAPS! Hell I can’t even snap my fingers! I have no interest in snaps so why would I write about them?

No lady it’s Snarp, Snarp Farkle sheesh! All writers pick a name to write by; I picked Snarp, Snarp Farkle way back in the 90’s. I thought it would be easy to remember, for me at least!

No one has a hard time remembering writer’s names like Steven Spielberg, Gene Roddenberry, or Nora Roberts. Yes, yes I know I have absolutely nothing in common with these famous writers who rake in millions each year, but perhaps I can level the playing field a little…

Come hell or high water I’m going to officially launch SnarpFarkle.com on June 2nd! Yeah, why should I settle for only reaching and corrupting a few thousand unsuspecting minds when I can interrupt the thought patterns of millions? Brilliant!

It’s been months in the making and is still in pieces scattered about on the caverns floor, but by the time you read this article you should be able to log on to a “launch countdown page” and get the scoop on where your brain will be going for the foreseeable future.

Just log on to www.SnarpFarkle.com and hold on to your brain!

Good Luck with that!

~ Snap… damn it I mean ~Snarp

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