Summer Bites!
Well summer is officially over and it’s time to reflect on all the fun stuff we did this year and all the fun people we’ve met.
Yeeeaaah… right!
What a crappy summer this was, I mean it rained more in July and August than it did in April and May for crying out loud!
I suppose the “EcoNuts” will want to blame this on global warming too… oh but wait a minute… it dropped down into the low 40’s at night the last week of August didn’t it?!
All the while people in Texas and Arizona couldn’t even have a decent breakfast as temperatures soared to over 100 degrees hard boiling their eggs before they could get them in the house!
Yeeeaaah… uh-huh… thinking they had a lot of egg salad sandwiches and picked eggs this summer!
Speaking of “pickled”… I did get to meet some cool people this summer while frequenting the local pubs here at Geneva-On-The-Lake… well some were cool and some were just plain weird.
In the weird category I will have to include the really hot chick that bit me on the ass cheek for my birthday present! She was a hottie, no doubt, but that’s kind of a weird thing to give someone for a present.
I guess if you have someone who has everything and is hard to buy for, biting them on the ass cheek is something they most likely never have had before and will probably never forget!
I know I won’t!
Just make sure it’s not Uncle Zeb who doesn’t take a shower but twice a year though… uh… just give him soap on a rope!
Hmmm… come to think about it… only women could get away with biting people on the ass cheek. If us guys tried that we’d end up in jail!
Even if I tried to give some of my lady friends like Olive Oil, Q, or the Queen of the Accident Prone Ones – Grace a bite on the ass for their birthday I would get slapped really hard!
Hmm… but if they got all gooned up and fell asleep in just the right position… nah, forget it, they would just hunt me down the next day and hurt me!
As for cool people I’ve met this summer like “Reeba”, a really tall, really hot blonde, or “Jeanie In The Bottle”, who can drink me under the table, or “Westerly” the guitar playing gigolo, I’d have to say that the two guys from a crew that are working in the area for the summer are on the top of the list.
I call them the “Ben and Dave Show”, they missed their calling in life, should have been traveling comedians, or maybe in a freak side show for a circus. I mean they come complete with a ten foot angry mime that chases them down the street and they like to hang with his dwarf mime sister!
They even sing karaoke serenades to the mimes dwarf sister… probably hoping that will stop him from chasing them down the street… umm good luck with that guys!
All in all it’s been a fun summer despite the crappy weather and getting my ass bit only once by only one hot chick!
~Snarp
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