Sicko’s… Everywhere!
I know what you’re thinking… it’s been three weeks since the last issue and brain matter is starting to ooze from your eyes nose and ears after three weeks of continuous assault from the n-n-n-normal people messing about in your world.
There are a lot of sickos on the loose right now that’s for sure. We’ve got the new recruits getting ready for the big “Jesus Obama Road Show” which is kicking off its first season on the 20th, they call it an inauguration, and I call it regurgitation!
Think I’m kidding? Just go ahead and Google the words “inauguration 2009”. You’ll get 6,555,000 results! That’s six million five hundred and fifty five thousand overhyped articles and videos trying to sell everything from tee shirts, coffee mugs, calendars, rugs, and even a Jesus Obama Spiderman Comic book!
AHHHHHHHH! Not the comic books too!
Sickos!
After this article reaches cyber space however, there will be six million five hundred fifty five thousand… and one! So there will be at least one article out there that will help you “sanitize your sanity” so you can counterattack the onslaught of crap that the sicko n-n-n-normal people throw at you!
Glad I can contribute!
Not only do we have to fight off the cranial infractions of the Jesus Obama sickos, but also the media sickos as well. If you continue to shovel piles of crap on top of each other guess what you have?
That’s right a bigger pile of crap!
The media is constantly shoveling the dread and doom of the economy down our throats, and what good can possibly come from that?
A big pile of crap that we can stick our heads in to hide from the fear that they are creating for us! Sickos!
Uhhh thanks but no thanks, I like to think for myself and I don’t need any more crap in my life than what I create for myself.
Sure things are tuff. They’ve been tuff before haven’t they? The media sickos continue to tell us the economy is as bad as it was in the 40’s, but what followed the tuff times in the 40’s?
Yeah… some of the most prosperous times that this country has ever experienced, and PARTIES! Lots and lots of parties with food and beer everywhere! Whoohoo!
So get your head out of the sickos pile of fear crap and focus on shoveling up piles of HOPE and pile them real high.
Don’t fret if your piles of hope fall over because that just spreads hope all over the place and may help the sicko n-n-n-normal people get some exercise jumping over the little piles of hope to get to their piles of crap!
So consider the act of making piles of hope a public service! Set up your lawn chairs and wait for a sicko to approach with their shovel full of crap, then kick over your pile of hope and watch them dance! YeeHaw!
By the way… that’s probably not brain matter oozing from your various cranial orifices but real snot! Yeah there are other types of sickos out there too. Yucky!
~ Snarp
