It can’t just be me… someone else has had to notice that lately there has been a whole slew of drivers out there that have this nasty habit of driving 10 to 15 miles an hour LESS than the speed limit!

I mean come on now… 30 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone?  And you can’t pass them because there is always a double yellow line, or a curve, or a whole line of traffic coming the other way, which are also following a bone head going 30 in a 55!

They don’t just do this in a 55 mile an hour zone either… in a 45 they go 30; in a 35 they go 25!  They brake for any and all curves, leaves blowing across the road, and my favorite… road kill!

This of course gets me to a whole new level of verbal road rage!

“BEEP-BEEP-HONK-HONK! OH COME ON NOW YOU CAN’T KILL IT AGAIN! BESIDES IT’S ON THE DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, IT WON’T BITE YOUR TIRES… IT’S DEAD! GET A MOVE ON!”

To top it all off these morons will go out of their way to pull out in front of me, even when there are no cars behind me for miles!

“BEEP-BEEP-HONK-HONK!  WHAT THE HELL BUDDY YOU COULDN’T WAIT 5 SECONDS TO GET BEHIND ME?”

Then it all starts again… waiting for a chance to get around them, braking for curves, blowing leaves, and road kill!

“BEEP-BEEP HONK-HONK!  YOU JUST PASSED THE SPEED LIMIT SIGN!  STEP ON IT!

I just don’t get it!

Every time I go somewhere, anywhere, I get behind one of these annoying disgusting people. All I can figure is that they must have the dreaded “Speed Limit Sign Blindness Disease!”

Then again these same obnoxious citizens will sit at a green light until it turns yellow, and then slither through the intersection leaving me sitting at… you guessed it… another red light!

“BEEP-BEEP-HONK-HONK!  WHAT THE HELL  THE LIGHIT IS GREEN… LITTLE PEDDLE NEXT TO THE HUMP… STEP ON IT!

I just don’t get it!

Then while sitting at the second red light, I noticed a lady standing by the road holding a sign that said:

“HUNGRY, ANYTHING WILL HELP!  GOD BLESS YOU!”

Then a lady and a little girl walked up to her and handed her something, money no doubt, and she gave them a hug then they walked to their car.

I just don’t get it!

Feeling sympathetic I thought to myself: “This shouldn’t be happening… this is America for crying out loud!”  My wallet is empty, as usual, so I can’t help her today, maybe next time.

Then I hear an annoying sound…

“BEEP-BEEP-HONK-HONK!  WHAT THE HELL BUDDY… THE LIGHIT’S BEEN GREEN TWICE NOW… LITTLE PEDDLE NEXT TO THE HUMP… STEP ON IT!

What the… “OH NO… NO… I’ve become one of… THEM!”

~Snarp
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