IGIDDYGAGA!
I coined the phrase “IGIDDYGAGA” to express myself when somebody would say something to me that I either couldn’t hear or couldn’t understand what they were saying. I’ve since used it for a variety of choice occasions and no matter what someone says to me I can just say “IGIDDYGAGA” in whatever tone of voice would go well with the conversation.
So if someone were to annoyingly say to me from across the room, “Snarp, egabla bla bla bla?”, that’s what it would sound like to me anyways, I can just say “IGIDDYGAGA” in a reassuring tone of voice, which they can’t really hear me say either and they will leave me alone!
Or if someone gets in my way I just say “IGIDDYGAGA” in an irritating tone of voice, and after they give me a strange look, they get out of my way… one word, problem solved!
Most of the employees and some of the patrons here comprehend my ‘one word says all’ philosophy and respond accordingly. Some have even adapted a variation in response to my “IGIDDYGAGA”, like “GAGAGIGIDDY” which is kind of weird but hey… whatever!
I mostly use it when people ignore me as if I were invisible, I just blurt out “IGIDDYGAGA” and ‘presto-change-o’ I become visible again!
My ‘one word says all’ philosophy has served me well so far but I have yet tried to use it to get a date or in an intimate situation, that should prove interesting during climax… “IGIDDY… IGIDDY… IGIDDY… GAAAAA-GAAAA”!
Heh-Heh I’ll probably get in trouble for that one!
Anyways, developing my ‘one word says all philosophy’ has its uses, I can put choice words in between the “IGIDDY” and the “GAGA” to further enhance my meaning, like “IGIDDY-DAMN-GAGA” when someone tries to tell me I’m wrong, or “IGIDDY-UP YOUR-GAGA” when I want to express a warning to an annoying assbag!
I haven’t had much luck at the local gas station though. When asked if I want a receipt for instance and I say “IGIDDYGAGA”, I get “Did you just say ‘Lady Gaga’?” Sheesh!
However I’ve noticed during the course of our human existence we are sometimes reluctantly forced into making life altering decisions.
THIS IS NOT COOL!
Just when you get comfortable with your wretched miserable existence… again, out of the blue there’s new stuff to cram into your already sweltering grey matter!
Who wrote “The Rule Book Of Life” anyways?
Like skid marks in dark colored underwear, just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean “The Rule Book Of Life” doesn’t exist! It must because you are constantly told that, “You can’t do that”, or “You can’t say that”, or “You can’t go there”, or “You can’t have that”!
CAN’T-CAN’T-CAN’T-CAN’T-CAN’T!
Then all of a sudden life altering decisions come along and you are told that “You must do that”, or “You must say that”, or “You must go there”, or “You must have that”!
MUST- MUST- MUST- MUST- MUST!
Oh yeah? I got one thing to say about all that…
“IGIDDY-FRIGGEN-GAGA!”
~ Snarp
In So Many Words!
If you are what you eat, then I suggest avoid eating fruits, vegetables and nuts, you don’t want to be any of those!
Well I’m writing this article once again right at deadline! I love these deadlines; especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Hee-Hee-Hee!
Hey what can I say, life is not like a keyboard or I’d use the ‘Escape’ key whenever I found myself trapped in someone else’s reality again. It’s really hard to keep focused sometimes with all this ‘REAL’ stuff going on around me.
I have learned one important lesson in the last couple months however; never argue with an idiot or a fool, people might not know the difference and YOU could be conceived as being both… an idiofool!
So how do you know if someone you are forced to deal with is an idiofool? S
imply ask them one question; “What’s the difference between a chair and a toilet?” If they don’t know the answer then they are an idiofool, don’t allow them to sit in your chair and don’t argue with them!
Instead encourage your idiot fool to keep an open mind; that way their brains will keep falling out and you won’t have to deal with them so often!
Most people regard me as a person that can get along with anyone, and for the most part that’s true, but then I adopted W.C. Fields philosophy “I used to believe if at first you don’t succeed, try try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it!”
There are some people that are just a waste of air and dealing with them on an intellectual basis is like trying to dribble a football, don’t waste your time, just move on!
Okay then… some other reality for you; Bald eagles are NOT bald, but I sure am! Buzzed my head and getting ready to “skin it” again, yeah need a bigger “Smart Spot”! Kind of stupid to do this just before the cold months arrive I know but my hairs just keep leaving and no matter how I get them cut, it still looks like a ‘comb-over’ and that’s just not acceptable!
Now that I finally got my head together, my body is still falling apart so next I need to work on this fat GUT! Sheeze I wish I could just shave it off too but NOOOO, I have to eh-eh-exercise to get rid of that mess! Yucky sit ups and stuff, hey if God wanted me to touch my toes, he should have put them on my knees!
I’m not going to eat health foods though. I need all the preservatives I can get!
What’s the world coming to? Hmmm… Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun!
Well here’s a story that disobeys all conventional expectations of cognitive thought but soon could be a reality given the scope of the upcoming 2012 election campaigns that are getting on way now. Just had to share this with you.
“The Twinkie Squad has arrested thirteen people this week for illegal possession and consumption of unhealthy food.
Police say it came after an investigation into a ring of junk food dealers which may result in more arrests.
Seven of the suspects have pleaded guilty and agreed to attend “safe eater” classes in order to avoid jail time.
Meanwhile, the county self-esteem police have cited fifteen people for making disparaging remarks about themselves.”
~ Snarp
